Thursday, September 25, 2008

Dear John....

As you aspire to be President of the United Sates and the de facto leader of the free world, I just wanted to tell you that as President, you would be required to provide leadership on the following issues

World Peace
Nuclear deterrence
Global economy
War
Health Care
Middle East peace
Job growth
Taxes
Education
Energy
Housing
Transportation
The Supreme Court
Guantanamo
Environment
Social Security

ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

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